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Pulphead: Essays

Deep inside a Tennessee cave, having executed a chimneyed traverse to “pass over the sixty-foot drop in the floor,” John Jeremiah Sullivan turned his light on “[b]ig blobs of black chert,” a “pure form of flint, the gray glassy stone from which most arrowheads are made.” The same ancient people who filled this cave with art would have used chert for weapons and tools, but, Sullivan learns from his guide, there was plenty of flint up above. “A riddle of the place,” he writes, “was why they were coming in here at all.”

The reader might wonder if there’s a wink behind that sentence, if it’s an invitation to see the same riddle in the varied, often strange subjects of Sullivan’s essays. Sullivan, author of the phenomenal Blood Horses, Southern Editor of The Paris Review, and contributor to GQ and Harper’s, has earned a reputation as a guy who nonchalantly goes wherever he feels like. Among Pulphead’s essays are disquisitions on near-death experience, Axl Rose, Constantine Rafinesque, caves, Bunny Wailer, and the theory that animals are turning against us.

Don’t make too much of the variety. William Hazlitt wrote about sundials and juggling, when not dilating on matters more easily understood as consequential. John McPhee has written magnificently on cattle branding, canoes, and, in 1967, long before every commodity needed its own 500-page panegyric, oranges. Topics like Christian rock, reality TV, Michael Jackson, and the proper way to approach obscure blues music, all addressed in Pulphead, wouldn’t seem exotic except by juxtaposition with one another.

What makes an essayist brilliant isn’t that he’s all over the map, but that he always goes native—and Sullivan always does. Perhaps the best example is his Pushcart Prize-winning essay “Mister Lytle.” In this masterfully compressed bildungsroman, Sullivan tells of his apprenticeship, at twenty, to the aged Andrew Nelson Lytle, a writer of the Southern Agrarian movement that included John Crowe Ransom, Allen Tate, and Robert Penn Warren. 

The essay begins with Sullivan helping to construct Lytle’s coffin, perhaps the only time literature and “workshopping” ever went harmoniously hand in hand. Living with Lytle, for that is the form Sullivan’s apprenticeship takes, enlarges his perspective. “The manner in which I related to him was essentially anthropological. Taking offense, for instance, to his more or less daily outbursts of racism, chauvinism, anti-Semitism, class snobbery, and what I can only call medieval nostalgia, seemed as absurd as debating these things with a caveman. Shut up and ask him what the cave art means.”

Sullivan recognizes the “self-service and even cynicism” of this approach, which is what places him above the ruck of most reporters. That he doesn’t feel guilty about them makes him better still. Going native doesn’t mean he has to stay there. In any case, the climax of this essay isn’t the unwelcome, confusing, and confused sexual advance that ends his partnership with the old master. It’s an earlier moment. Sullivan steals a look at a page of writing Lytle has been agonizing over, expecting to find something out of The Shining:

The sentence was perfect. In it, he described a memory from his childhood, of a group of people riding in an early automobile, and the driver lost control, and they veered through an open barn door, but by a glory of chance the barn was completely empty, and the doors on the other side stood wide open, too, so that the car passed straight through the barn and back out into the sunlight, by which time the passengers were already laughing and honking and waving their arms at the miracle of their own survival, and Lytle was somehow able, through his prose, to replicate this swift and almost alchemical transformation from horror to joy . . . . He never wrote any more. But for me it was the key to the year I lived with him. What he could still do, in his weakness, I couldn’t do.

That may have been true of Sullivan at age twenty, but now he can do a great many things with his prose. To give examples would be merely to catalogue, and to spoil surprises. Still, it’s worth mentioning that “Getting Down to What Is Really Real” is not only the last word on reality television but also, in parts, Muscle Milk-snortingly hilarious: “Throwing carbonic acid on our castmates because they used our special cup and then calling our mom to say, in a baby voice, ‘People don’t get me here.’ . . . This is us, a people of savage sentimentality, weeping and lifting weights.”

Or that “Upon This Rock,” about a Christian rock festival, is brutally critical without being condescending and illuminates, through the example of Sullivan’s own youthful experiences with religion, the progression from blind faith to a more fruitful skepticism. Or that Sullivan on the naturalist Rafinesque has written an ode to curiosity, and that Sullivan on his brother’s near-fatal electrocution, on cave painting, and on animal intelligence, evokes mysteries of time and consciousness that are difficult to explore without sounding like you’ve tumbled down the world’s biggest bong.

There are just a few duds among these fourteen pieces, and “dud” is a deliberately relative term. Sullivan’s failures make excellent reading. They are useful lessons in investigation and composition, too. “At a Shelter (After Katrina),” for instance, reveals that not even a mind as incandescent as his can stroll into an aftermath, collect an epiphany, and make it work in prose. Yet, if an aftermath must be documented, and it must, you could do worse than Sullivan. Maybe you couldn’t do better.

Katrina, the excesses of the Tea Party (the subject of another essay here)—these would yield, paradoxically, anybody’s palest efforts. It is when Sullivan is doing his own thing, out on weird assignments a minor talent would have to beg just to write on spec, that he dazzles with his curiosity and insight. He’s better at bringing a reader’s interest to bear on his own obsessions than at inhabiting an interest the reader is obligated to share. 

Truth is, political anger and sandwich boards and people coming together after disasters are important the way, say, recycling is important. Thinking about them is a dull duty, not a pleasure, and there is no original take. The virtue of Sullivan’s best work is selfishness: He makes you care about whatever fires his passion.

Here, instead of a full exegesis of Pulphead, is a recommendation. Once in a while there comes a book one wishes could be assigned to the nation’s schoolchildren. Pulphead is that kind of book. Perhaps it’s because “Mister Lytle” performs, with penetrating sincerity, the function to which college essays only pretend. It’s because the collection smacks, like David Foster Wallace at his reportorial best, of 3 a.m. bullshit gone right. It’s impossible to imagine a young person reading it without delighted fascination, and then a guilty dawning that his own insights, displayed in a thought balloon, would look like a cartoon log being cut in half. Sullivan inspires his readers because he challenges them. Reading Sullivan at any age is a reminder of what a privilege it is just to think about stuff, about whatever you damn well please—and of how fun.

Posted on November 10, 2011 in B&N Review, Salon.com | Permalink

Four horsemen

David Foster Wallace wrote, “When a solipsist dies, after all, everything goes with him.” Never mind the context: The sentence, with startling concision, reminds us why the End of the World holds such fascination for mere mortals. Each of us is vouchsafed a very personal End, whatever else lies in store for the Earth, the universe, or the space-time continuum. Yet most of us are not solipsists. We care about our fellow men, our descendants, and, whether or not we think of it this way, the darkest mysteries of ontology. Why are we here, and what might it mean if we simply ceased to be? What if we were wiped out en masse?

“I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake,” God said, after the Deluge (Genesis 8:21), “for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth: neither will I again smite any more every thing living.” But God’s wrath doesn’t have to play fair: “Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left” (Matthew 24:41). See? He only promised not to smite every living thing. Thus saith the Lord: Gotcha. This verse, plus Thessalonians 4:16–17 and parts of Daniel and Revelation, form the basis for the widely venerated, and as widely mocked, born-again Christian tradition of the Rapture. The worthy are “caught up” to Heaven, while the remainder are left to suffer Tribulation.

Tom Perrotta, the gentle satirist responsible for Election (1998)—which is about student government, not Calvinism—and The Abstinence Teacher (2007), has taken up the challenge of imagining the post-Rapture world in a novel called The Leftovers. The flippant title should serve as a warning to Evangelical Christians and as catnip to their detractors, but neither will be entirely insulted or gratified by Perrotta’s story. Perrotta, more of a Mitt Romney than a Menippus, wants to be liked, so he errs on the side of conciliation. The premise he gives his readers is frightening—“People disappeared, millions of them at the same time, all over the world”—but he’s careful to validate the beliefs of those left behind:

Laurie Garvey hadn’t been raised to believe . . . in much of anything, except the foolishness of belief itself.

We’re agnostics, she used to tell her kids, back when they were little and needed a way to define themselves to their Catholic and Jewish and Unitarian friends. We don’t know if there’s a God, and nobody else does either. They might say they do, but they really don’t. . . .

[The Rapture] felt like religious kitsch, as tacky as a black velvet painting, the kind of fantasy that appealed to people who ate too much fried food, spanked their kids, and had no problem with the theory that their loving God invented AIDS to punish the gays. Every once in a while . . . she’d spot someone reading one of the Left Behind books in an airport or on a train, and feel a twinge of pity.

Perrotta’s Raptured are “Hindus and Buddhists and Muslims and Jews and atheists and animists and homosexuals and Eskimos and Mormons and Zoroastrians.” To keep things interesting, though, he doesn’t claim they were all good, at least not in any way intelligible to modern liberal humanists. There’s no collective forehead slap: Oh, we were supposed to just love one another. Perrotta’s Rapture is random and baffling. So The Leftovers turns out to be a horror story about the impotence or irrelevance of reason which nevertheless comes down in favor of reason’s essential dignity. God’s ways may be mysterious, as the cliché has it, but man has no justification for not being rational.

In Perrotta’s world, scrupulous reason is everywhere in evidence. One character tries to excuse a young man’s involvement in a cult: “It was different for us, you know? It was like a Golden Age.” Perrotta’s hero, the small-town mayor Kevin Garvey, isn’t so sure: “Kevin wanted to object on principle—he was pretty sure most people thought of their own youth as some kind of Golden Age.” This skeptical reflex is part and parcel of the enlightened taste—no fried food, no spanking—that Perrotta guiltily knows is his own. It’s a gauzy view that says decline is a myth, that man might get a little better but won’t get much worse, and certainly won’t ever be wicked enough to deserve the brimstone.

As a satirist, Perrotta is the anti-Dickens: He never met a grotesque he had any use for. His characters are so reliably sensible, they have nothing to teach us we don’t know. One finds it hard to imagine Perrotta summoning a harsher judgment than “flawed” or a higher term of praise than “human.”

“Sensible” goes even for the characters engaged in folly, because they are at least acting according to comprehensible patterns. Laurie, Kevin’s estranged wife, has joined a cult called the Guilty Remnant, the members of which take a vow of silence, smoke cigarettes to show that they know the time is short, and stare at people to remind them of God’s omniscience. Kevin’s son Tom, a devout follower of a soon-to-be-humiliated prophet named Holy Wayne, is assisting a pregnant bride of Wayne’s on a cross-country voyage. Tom is Joseph in Egypt, but there is never any doubt that his charge was gotten with child by the usual means. Kevin, for his part, pursues a love affair with a woman whose family was vacuumed up into the heavenly host. Mankind muddles along. Life goes on.

The Leftovers shares its major defect with many examples of postapocalyptic literature and cinema: not enough panic. Perrotta has set up a story about the suspension of rules. We pay lip service to the idea that God’s law is inscrutable, but it’s impossible to believe that man could keep calm and carry on in the face of such a dramatic flouting of the laws of physics, of the world as we know it. False prophets might hold their greedy schemes in abeyance, having actually witnessed a Biblical reckoning. People might be too shaken by it to get out of bed, much less to bother with high school or municipal government. The detail of a childless woman watching “SpongeBob” twice a day to give “structure and focus to her life” may be cute or humanizing. As a psychological study, it’s wishful thinking.

Perhaps it’s a sign of the secularized times that, plot threads about cults and prophets notwithstanding, Perrotta can’t imagine people responding to the Rapture much differently than they would to a terrorist attack. “It was a Rapture-like phenomenon,” the experts counsel, in Perrotta’s telling, “but it doesn’t appear to have been the Rapture.” The reader, feeling sorry for old Yahweh, wonders what it might take to make anyone notice His judgment.

How about this? “Two of them got the old man down and then all of them were on him like ants who received a chemical telegram about a lollipop on the sidewalk. . . . It was quick. They each grabbed a limb or convenient point of purchase while he screamed. They began to eat him, and his screaming brought more of them . . .”

Four decades after George A. Romero’s cult classic Night of the Living Dead (1968), the literary world is safe for a zombie apocalypse. Colson Whitehead, one of our most inventive, unpredictable authors, has written what must be the first highbrow novel of the stumbling dead. Unlikely though it may sound, Zone One is a terrific success, whether as a venomous satire of modern American life, a poker-faced chronicle of a doomed civilization, or a “mere” entertainment. This can’t be stressed enough, because, since nobody wants to be a spoilsport, Zone One was never in danger of much elite distaste. (AMC, the channel that brought us the critical darlings “Mad Men” and “Breaking Bad,” has its own zombie program, “The Walking Dead.”)

Whitehead’s hero is nicknamed Mark Spitz, for reasons that have mordant fun with a well-known racial myth. Mark Spitz is part of what one might call a clean-up crew, sweeping Zone One, a barricaded sector of lower Manhattan, of lingering “skels.” Why not “zombies”? A cynic or a horror fan would say Whitehead is afraid of the Midnight Movie associations, but that isn’t it. Whitehead is keeping things unfamiliar. Zone One thrives on language, eats it, digests it, and burps it back up as something new and disconcerting.

The book is full of hard-boiled slang and fabricated military terminology. The onset of the zombie plague is referred to as “Last Night.” Foraging citizen-soldiers reinvent language on the fly: “Boots was the Lieutenant’s catchall term for truly clutch materiel, the elusive, the vital.” Personnel are issued “No-No Cards . . . laminated instruction squares the sweepers were supposed to keep on their persons at all times.” This must have been inspired by the Iraq Culture Smart Card issued to U.S. soldiers. Like Whitehead’s thumpingly obvious “PASD” (Post-Apocalyptic Stress Disorder), it’s effective, because it’s merely a framework on which to hang a meatier and more unsettling tale.

The novel’s numerous parallels to 9/11, the past decade, the long wars—none of them feels cheap or disrespectful. Zone One is squarely on the side of those tasked with picking up the pieces after reality has made an abrupt, terrifying course correction. Hence Whitehead’s inspired term for those who mark time in emergency camps, blithely assuming that the sun’ll come out tomorrow: “Now, the people were no longer mere survivors, half-mad refugees, a pathetic, shit-flecked, traumatized herd, but the ‘American Phoenix.’ The more popular diminutive pheenie had taken off in the settlements.” When a sweeper uses the word pheenie, often as not abastard is close behind.

If some of this sounds unsubtle, bear in mind that it’s unsubtle the way lapel flags, Toby Keith, and these colors don’t run were unsubtle. That people indulge in jingoism or jargon doesn’t mean they lack interior lives, and Whitehead grasps this. He has a knack for suggesting more interiority in a line than Perrotta does in pages. When the Lieutenant snarls, “Wake me when you bring back cilantro,” it’s a pointed reminder: Who misses the creature comforts? Soldiers. Who would miss them in a catastrophe? All of us. That wouldn’t make us soft or luxury-obsessed. On everything missed, however trivial, hangs a memory of the old order. To read Zone One is to hold a conch—or maybe it’s a skull—to one’s ear and listen to the long, withdrawing roar.

Whitehead’s greatest success is not in plot, character, or, thank God, forecasting. It’s in the use of language to show the reader how thin the barrier is that separates the status quo from the ugliest, most disorienting possibilities. Watch Whitehead turn a setting as banal as a copy center into a something like a carcass:

The straggler stood in the back room of an empty office. No telling what the former enterprise had been. Half-crushed cardboard boxes rested on the beige carpet next to crumpled sheets covered with the black lines and rows of the best-selling spreadsheet program. A beat-up telephone trailed its umbilicus, caught mid-crawl from the premises. The copy machine dominated the back room, buttons grubbed by fingerprints, paper tray sticking out like a fat green tongue.

In Zone One, much of our present experience is diabolically transfigured in this way. Instead of scratching his head, thinking, “They’d probably have cults, right?,” Whitehead attends to every grim detail, and leaves no bone unturned. The result is a book that lets us consider, and reconsider, what we value, through the lens of losing it completely.

Let’s revisit the Gospel of Matthew, this time 27:51–53: “And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, and came out of the graves . . . and appeared unto many.”

Biblical zombies? No, just portents and prodigies of the sort to make any sane person believe the Last Days were nigh. If Umberto Eco is to be credited, nineteenth-century Europe was like this all the time, though the ill omens and catastrophes could generally be traced to the handiwork of men. His novel The Prague Cemetery, new to the United States but already a bestseller in thirty-five countries, cements Eco’s reputation as a creator of detailed and imaginative quasi-historical intrigues.

In an endnote, he tells the gaping reader: “The only fictitious character in this story is the protagonist, Simone Simonini. . . . But on reflection, even Simone Simonini, although in effect a collage . . . did, in a sense, exist. Indeed, to be frank, he is still among us.” Can Eco be serious, either in his claim to historical accuracy or in his professed belief in shadowy, double-crossing master conspiracists like Captain Simonini? Eco is fascinated by forgeries, tall tales, lies, and the general elasticity of truth (see 2002’s Baudolino), so one is disinclined to take him at his word—but only a pedant would care one way or the other. The Prague Cemetery is so intricate, so lurid, and at times so comic in its Grand-Guignol excesses that one wouldn’t dream of calling it Italy’s answer to The Da Vinci Code. Dan Brown might get confused and take it as a compliment.

The Prague Cemetery belongs on a shelf—alongside a flask of poison and some debitage from the Spear of Longinus—with such masterly entertainments as Jan Potocki’s Manuscript Found in Saragossa (1815), Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson’s Illiminatus! Trilogy (1975), and Charles Portis’s Masters of Atlantis (1985).

Like those books, Eco’s defies easy summary. His villainous protagonist, Simonini, is taught by his grandfather to hate Jews and Carbonari; by his father to hate Jesuits (who are, nonetheless, Simonini’s tutors); and by experience to hate everyone but his paymasters. After taking work with a corrupt notary, Simonini learns forgery, and before long, he is tapped by “gentlemen from the Department” for a plot to undermine the Carbonari.

Space does not permit a full accounting of Simonini’s sins. Gluttony is the least of them. (Eco’s descriptions of nineteenth-century cuisine, from the gourmet to the most loathsome, offer welcome respite from the violence and subterfuge on offer.) Simonini—even his name suggests simony—is an impostor, a thief, a casual traitor, a latent pedophile, a murderer, a mass murderer, and an architect of modern anti-Semitism. The book’s title refers to a Jewish cemetery in Prague, the setting of a ludicrous fantasy, about a conventicle of rabbis, on which Simonini bases the most notorious and destructive forgery in human history.

In Eco’s conspiracy monster mash of Jesuits, Freemasons, communists, bomb throwers, and even Satanists, Simonini is the constant, a sort of hateful Zelig. He is involved in half the tragedies and violent outbreaks of the nineteenth century, including the Dreyfus affair, which stands out as a genuinely moving episode in this otherwise deliberately and deliciously nauseating book. Simonini is, it must be said, a madman who suffers from split personality disorder. (The reader is hereby warned that a certain Dr. Froïde is among Eco’s dozens of historical cameos.)

The knowledge on display here goes far beyond what we normally think of as the “period detail” in a work of historical fiction. Even knowing that Eco is a historian, semiotician, and philosopher, one is astonished by his mosaic of esoteric data. He’s at home with Italian bomb-makers, drunkenly debating their methods; with the smoke and mirrors of a Masonic initiation ritual; and with the horripilating blasphemies of a Black Mass that, if it wouldn’t make Huysmans blush, would at least do him proud. Yet all this would be window dressing had Eco not summoned such an unforgettably evil voice in Simonini. It is by turns cowardly, callous, and molten with hate. Here he is in the days of the Paris Commune:

Having reached the end of the row, I was shocked to see the corpse of the last executed man, slightly apart from the others, as if it had been added to the group later. Part of the face was caked with blood, but I had no difficulty in recognizing Lagrange. Changes certainly were under way in the secret service.

 I have no womanish sensitivity, and had been perfectly capable of dragging a priest’s corpse down into the sewers, but this sight disturbed me. Not out of pity, but because I realized it could have happened to me.

A squeamish author would have guided this swine right into the butchering arms of a proper hero. Eco’s approach to storytelling is, it goes without saying, far more sophisticated, while still being satisfying enough to sell a zillion copies.

The reader may have some concerns about whether The Prague Cemetery is not, in some sense, exploitative. Yes, there is something in here to offend practically anyone’s sensitivities. Yes, to peg a thriller’s plot to a deception as malevolent as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion would be in poor taste—but Eco’s book is hardly just a thriller. It is a meditation on hatred and falsehood that is also a deadly effective parody of same. That Simonini is a madman doesn’t excuse him in the least; he becomes a madman gradually, suggesting that his deeds corrupt his mind as they deform his soul.

One of Eco’s lessons is that, if we don’t exercise the gifts of skepticism and vigilance, we remain in danger of finding ourselves in the Last Days—and the fact that they’re manmade won’t make them a hell of a lot more pleasant.

The End of the World will always be with us. It was present at the Creation—et in Arcadia ego and all that. In the late Nobel laureate José Saramago’s final novel, Cain, man appears on the scene and, for man, it’s downhill from there.

When the lord, also known as god, realised that adam and eve, although perfect in every outward respect, could not utter a word or make even the most primitive of sounds, he must have felt annoyed with himself, for there was no one else in the garden whom he could blame for this grave oversight . . . . In an access of rage, surprising in someone who could have solved any problem simply by issuing another quick fiat, he rushed over to adam and eve and unceremoniously, no half-measures, stuck his tongue down the throats of first one and then the other.

It’s downhill for the reader, too. One with nothing to go on but this book would be both aghast and unsurprised that Saramago had earned himself a Nobel. Cain tickles the right ribs and demonstrates the most fashionably irreligious attitudes, but it reads like the work of a naughty CCD student who thinks he invented provocation. The provocations are shopworn, too. Mark Twain did Adam and Eve to much better effect. Cain is not nearly as much fun as, say, Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979) or Mel Brooks’s History of the World Part One (1981). Lord knows, it’s not even as funny asThe Year One (2009).

In form, Cain is remarkably similar to The Prague Cemetery. Cain, having done what we all know Cain did, is doomed by God to appear in a half-dozen or so Bible stories—yet another Zelig—each retold in “radical” ways: Sodom and Gomorrah, Job on the ash-heap, the Deluge. Here, Cain rescues Isaac from the designs of a capricious buffoon of a God:

You’re late, said cain, the only reason isaac isn’t dead is because I stepped in to prevent it. The angel looked suitably contrite, I’m terribly sorry to be late, but it really wasn’t my fault, I was on my way here when I developed a mechanical problem in my right wing, it was out of synch with the left one, and the result was that I got completely turned around, in fact I wasn’t even sure I would get here, and given that no one had told me which of these mountains had been chosen as the place of sacrifice, it’s a miracle I arrived at all, You’re late, said cain again, Better late than never, replied the angel smugly, as if he had uttered a great truth, That’s where you’re wrong, never is not the opposite of late, the opposite of late is too late, retorted cain.

The irony here is plain. Only someone who believed his own hype, who took his importance entirely for granted, would expect a reader with the intellect of a palm frond to laugh at this, let alone find it thought-provoking.

If Cain is like The Prague Cemetery in its design, it is like The Leftovers in its intent. It derives such philosophical energy as it has from fear or hatred of a universe that refuses to play by sensible rules. Perrotta’s conceit is more interesting than Saramago’s, but the two writers are asking the same question: What are we supposed to do if God doesn’t make any sense to us? If His wishes are unclear, or, worse, plainly ludicrous? In Perrotta’s world, man senses God, but can’t see or interrogate Him; he can only keep on living, just as he was doing before his faith was tested. In Saramago’s world, the lord (how revolutionary, all those lowercase proper names and pronouns) is ever present, game for verbal sparring in which He’s always, conveniently, the slower-witted one. But Whitehead’s and Eco’s world is the one we have to live in: Man is animal to man. Shit happens. There may or may not be a light at the end of the tunnel, but the tunnel part we can all count on.

These are frightening rules to live by. They don’t say It’s the End of the World as We Know It for nothing.

Posted on November 01, 2011 in The New Criterion | Permalink

Inside the Whale

Near the end of Moby-Dick is an indelible description of two boats lost to the White Whale: “The odorous cedar chips of the wrecks danced round and round, like the grated nutmeg in a swiftly stirred bowl of punch.” Reality rears its ugly, barnacle-encrusted head, and the mind retreats to cheerful thoughts of the ladle, the pewter cups, and the fireside.

This tension lies at the heart of Chad Harbach’s Melville-obsessed debut novel, which is also a baseball novel, a campus novel, and a Jonathan Franzen-blurbed publishing event. The Art of Fielding’s epigraph is a snippet from fictitious Westish College’s fight song, the sort of thing belted out by punch-ruddied lads of the Old School. The book emanates from a wish peculiar to happy college students: “All he’d ever wanted was for nothing to ever change.”

Fielding’s hero is Henry Skrimshander, an uncommonly gifted shortstop plucked from obscurity by Westish’s catcher, Mike Schwartz. Mike engineers seventeen-year-old Henry’s enrollment after observing his skills in a summer game. “Skrimshander”—that’s a maker of scrimshaw, or carved whalebone—is the reader’s first briny taste of Melville mania, but it’s representative of a weakness for pointless allusion. The team has a Starblind, which sounds like “Starbuck”—so? Someone exclaims, “Ah, the ambiguities!”—a reference to the subtitle of Melville’s Pierre. The reader feels smug about scoring an extra-credit point. When, inevitably, the phrase “white whale” surfaces, it’s to describe a house that Guert Affenlight, the president of Westish, considers buying, a “big white symbol of bourgeois propriety.”

There is plenty of lit-major chum in the water, and some find it impossible to resist. The New Yorker’s reviewer devoted a long, rapturous paragraph to sussing out “sly homages” to Franzen and David Foster Wallace, but for “sly,” read “contrived and fanboyish.” As an investigation of male friendship, homoeroticism, and homosexuality, what Fielding recalls is not Moby-Dick so much as that high school perennial, A Separate Peace.

None of this is to suggest that Fielding isn’t a striking debut. Harbach thinks well, plots well, and writes well. It’s not often a 500-page book feels this short. Yet it helps to approach Fielding with a sense of its limitations, because these are its subject, however incidentally, as much as baseball, competition, genius, nostalgia, beauty, love, and English literature.

Chief among these limitations is a rather uneasy relationship with the life of the mind. Harbach, a founding editor of n+1 and an alumnus of Harvard and the University of Virginia, senses that intellectuals are supposed to be a bit squeamish, if not downright apologetic, about the privileges of higher education. He knows what his old n+1 colleague Keith Gessen, the author of All the Sad Young Literary Men, did not: that self-consciously brainy conceits can get pretty old and brittle without the neat’s-foot oil of character and plot. Still, are we ever convinced that Mike, a hulking, hot-tempered catcher from a tiny Wisconsin school, would think of Henry in terms of Robert Lowell’s “Quaker Graveyard in Nantucket”? Do we believe he’d rally his team with Schiller (“Man .  .  . is only completely a man when at play”)?

Harbach is mistaken if he thinks he’s earned this sort of display by writing a sports novel. It comes off like outtakes from Good Will Hunting, another fantasy about the unlikely marriage of book-learning to conventional ass-kicking masculinity. Sure enough, when Mike embarks upon a romance with Guert Affenlight’s married daughter, Pella, the reader is treated to a speech virtually cribbed from that movie:

“You love to make life difficult, don’t you? Mike Schwartz, Nietzsche’s camel. The weight of the world on his big ol’ shoulders. But guess what? Not everybody wants to maximize their pain. .  .  . I’m sorry I went to prep school, okay? I’m sorry I never worked in a factory. Sure, I dropped out of high school. I wash dishes in a dining hall. But that’s just slumming, isn’t it Mike? That’s not real, it’s not real suffering, it’s not the f—ing South Side. For which I apologize. I’m sincerely f—ing sorry my father went to grad school instead of drinking himsel—”

A day will come when it is widely acknowledged that cultural literacy, or correctly calibrated taste, not money, is the marker of elite status. For the time being, a kid from the wrong side of the tracks who knows that Finnegans Wake and Howards End have no apostrophes, or (to stay topical) that Moby-Dick does have a hyphen, will quietly capture the imagination in a way that an upper-crust kid who’s actually read these books will not. If Harbach had any interest in dispelling this absurd and neurotic strain in modern thought, he wouldn’t imagine that a college president, of all people, might worry about his large house communicating a shameful concern for bourgeois propriety.

Harbach’s soundest Melville connection rests in the fact that Guert Affenlight, a Melville scholar, the author of a study called The Sperm-Squeezers, once unearthed an address delivered by Melville to the students of Westish in 1880. Because of this fact, Westish made Melville its mascot, erecting a statue and naming its baseball team the Harpooners. If this is contrived, it is contrived in the best possible way, illustrating a status anxiety the reader can easily attribute to a landlocked, uncelebrated college. It is an allusion that earns its keep, and then some.

Henry’s matriculation at Westish College parallels Melville’s minor work Redburn: His First Voyage, though in strictly economic terms Henry has more in common with Mike Schwartz than with the refined, wet-behind-the-ears “Buttons” Redburn. Still, he has much to learn. He frets about his provincial mother’s objection to his “gay mulatto roommate,” Owen Dunne, of whom she asks, “Would they put you in a room with a girl?”

If there was a flaw in his mom’s logic, Henry couldn’t find it. Would his parents make him switch rooms? That would be horrible, worse than embarrassing, to go to the Housing office and request a new room assignment—the Housing people would know instantly why he was asking, because Owen was the best possible roommate, neat and kind and rarely even home. The only roommate who’d want to be rid of Owen was a roommate who hated gay people. This was a real college, an enlightened place—you could get in trouble for hating people here, or so Henry suspected.

Both Owen, who becomes the object of President Guert Affenlight’s queasy-making affection, and Henry, the strapping, iron-armed innocent, owe something to Billy Budd—but not much, as neither one of them comes to real harm. (Melville’s cousin Guert participated in the court-martial on which Billy Budd is based—more showboating allusion.) Owen’s role, apart from his torrid and ill-advised affair with Affenlight, is to get brained by the bad throw that plunges Henry into a “Prufrockian paralysis.” (There are minor-league Eliot references on pages 55, 74, and 328, for anyone keeping score.) Once a Billy, Henry becomes a Bartleby, preferring not to play ball, despite the interest of Major League scouts, and refusing even to eat. Harbach makes some comic hay of this, as when Mike says: “I told [the doctors] only cheerleaders get anorexia. You’re a ballplayer—you’re having a spiritual crisis.”

Spiritual crises are the lifeblood, the navy grog, of Fielding. Forbidden love, infidelity, overweening ambition, the purpose of a liberal-arts education—these subjects are weighty enough, and treated intelligently enough, to outshine Harbach’s serpentine sportscasting and to excuse the odd bit of painfully self-conscious dialogue and grad-student cleverness (“You’re only Jung once,” quips Pella Affenlight).

Harbach’s prose is unpredictable. There are clichés and tics, and a heady odor of polish. A lovesick heart is “a fruit so ripe it threatens to split its skin.” “Arcs” are constantly being “described”—“sensual,” “tight,” “rapt,” “long slow,” and “parabolic.” Sentences like “The silence that filled the Audi seemed profound” (it wasn’t) only serve to kill the mood. Names like Craig Suitcase and Sal Phlox, or Skrimshander, for that matter, kill the verisimilitude.

Is this more sly homage to the winking, postmodern nomenclature of a David Foster Wallace? Why not a film major named Myrna L’œil, or a transgendered activist named Lez Majeste? (See? Man is only completely insufferable when at play.) Then there comes some moment of Melvillean phosphorescence—“With each stretch Schwartz’s knees snapped and popped at increasing volume, as if trying to outbid each other”—and the reader forgivingly remembers that unevenness goes hand in hand with genius.

Harbach’s debut may suffer a little from the double-edged sword of great publicity. Its ending, which deserves not to be spoiled, may be implausible, maddening, over the top in a way it should take a long career to live down. And yes, Harbach may share some tiresome anxieties with his hypereducated peers. Yet he needn’t worry overmuch about the taint of these deficiencies. Melville wrote in Redburn: “Talk not of the bitterness of middle-age and after life; a boy can feel all that, and much more, when upon his young soul the mildew has fallen; and the fruit, which with others is only blasted after ripeness, with him is nipped in the first blossom and bud.”

There are no flies on Harbach. He’s sure to brush off the mildew and keep growing. As a scout might say, he’s a talent to watch.

Posted on October 30, 2011 in The Weekly Standard | Permalink

Train Dreams

Is Denis Johnson real? Given the barest facts about his career, one might suppose he’d been invented by a focus group of teenage aspirant bohemians. One of his poetry anthologies is called The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations Millennium General Assembly (1992), after the Ghent Altarpiece of outsider art. His debut novel, Angels (1983), is about addicts, pimps, repo men, bank robbers, religious nuts, and a psychologically shattered rape victim; post-“Howl,” the title is less arresting than obligatory. Jesus' Son (1992), a book of stories named for a Velvet Underground lyric, has yet more junkies, thieves, and marginal creeps. The National Book Award-winning Tree of Smoke (2007), a massive novel about the Vietnam War, is the sort of thing for which critics reserve the word “phantasmagoric.” 

Johnson’s plots can sound a bit like the product of a committee or checklist, too. Here is Library Journal on Johnson’s 2000 novel, The Name of the World: “This lean but vivid and affecting novel drops us into the world of Michael Reed, who has managed to cocoon himself in a stable but inert life as a university professor after his wife and child are killed in an auto accident. Four years later . . . Reed knows he needs to finish mourning and move on but can’t quite figure out how. A sort of salvation comes in the form of Flower Cannon, a free-spirited student who serendipitously reappears in his path.”

Johnson’s latest is Train Dreams, a novella first published in The Paris Review in 2002, given the magazine’s Aga Khan Prize for that year, and awarded the PEN/O. Henry Prize in 2003. We might describe it Mad Libs-style: “This lean but vivid and affecting novel drops us into the world of [railroad worker Robert Grainier], who has managed to cocoon himself in a stable but inert life as a [mountain man] after his [wife and child] are [lost and presumed dead] in a [forest fire]. [One year] later . . . [Grainier] knows he needs to finish mourning and move on but can’t quite figure out how.” For the free-spirited student, substitute a Kootenai Indian named Bob, a feral child, or the fledgling miracle of flight, which Grainier experiences at a county fair. Each of these offers the man, a laborer in the early-twentieth-century West, what is referred to in critic-speak as “a shot at redemption.”

The story isn’t really so pat. We are introduced to Grainier in 1917, as he participates in the halfhearted and unsuccessful execution of a Chinese worker “caught, or anyway accused of, stealing from the company stores of the Spokane International Railway in the Idaho Panhandle.” We see Grainier build and repair railroad bridges, and work as a choke setter, a logger who fastens timber for removal by horses (or, in our day, helicopters). We flash back to his courtship (“almost always at the Methodist Sunday services”) of a girl named Gladys Olding. Later, in 1920, a fire reduces the Moyea Valley, and Grainier’s young family, to a dark memory. What follows—the tortuous path of Grainier’s grief, and his experience of a changing world—is best left for the reader to discover.

What’s clear is that Denis Johnson is real, and that he is hardly the hopped-up, wide-eyed dime store mystic that a jaded reader might expect him to be. Johnson’s aptitude for storytelling puts him in league with crime writers like James Crumley and Charles Willeford. His humor, especially in Jesus' Son, recalls Tom McGuane and even the great Charles Portis more frequently than it does what we think of as “stoner comedy.” Johnson, asked about the “relationship between writing and drugs,” said, “I think it’s a miracle I was able to become a writer at all after everything I took when I was younger. I think what I’m saying is, don’t do drugs if you’re really serious about becoming a writer.” Hard words from a man with cult status.

And Johnson takes literary risks. He’s followed his creativity down some chancy alleys—see, e.g., his postapocalyptic novel Fiskadoro (1985). It’s a pretty difficult read, but if Cormac McCarthy’s Pulitzer-winning The Road (2006) could get any more ashen, it would pale by comparison. Tree of Smoke was put to nearly 3,000 words of rattan-cane torture by B. R. Myers, who made some crippling points, but years on, it’s hard to remember what Myers wrote, and easy to remember Johnson’s book. Take the time to peruse Johnson’s corpus, and the inescapable conclusion is that its recurring elements are passions, revisited thoughtfully, not out of complacency or lack of imagination.

Train Dreams drives this spike home in two ways. The first is that its time period marked a major departure for Johnson, one presumably demanding a staggering deal of research. The second is that its tone, more subdued than Johnson’s usual, had to have presented a challenge. He manages to avoid two of the snares that await writers of historical fiction—on the one hand, anachronism, which one finds even in Doctorow and Morrison, and, on the other hand, an anxious dependency on archaic words and cherry-picked, jarring period detail. Maybe it helped matters that Johnson is a poet. His language keeps frontier passion in the yoke of plausible old-time discretion.

When the sun got too hot, they moved under a lone jack pine in the pasture of jeremy grass, he with his back against the bark and she with her cheek on his shoulder. The white daisies dabbed the field so profusely that it seemed to foam. He wanted to ask for her hand now. He was afraid to ask. She must want him to ask, or surely she wouldn’t lie there with him, breathing against his arm, his face against her hair—her hair faintly fragrant of sweat and soap . . . “Would you care to be my wife, Gladys?” he astonished himself by saying.

It says something that the flora are mentioned so carelessly, so naturally. In how many bad books would a dozen specimens of plant life be dutifully listed, so that the reader all but sees the author with his thumb in the reference text? And how about those foaming daisies? And Grainier’s astonishment at his own rather gentle presumption? Johnson has shown a man’s desire using subtle gestures, without reaching for a telegraphic display of sexual bravado or incontinence. He doesn’t need it. So it’s safe to say that when he did give his readers a sexual nightmare, two decades earlier (Angels), he wasn’t angling for shock value.

He overreaches, as so many writers do, in the arena of religious feeling. Here is Grainier surveying the scene of the wildfire that claimed his family—“this feasting fire,” in Johnson’s gruesome and lapidary phrase. “He saw no sign of their Bible, either. If the Lord had failed to protect even the book of his own Word, this proved to Grainier that here had come a fire stronger than God.” No, it didn’t. This is the kind of thing that will ring a reader’s bell if his whole sense of Old Time Religion comes from reading Wise Blood and The Violent Bear It Away. The average man, even if he is a hillbilly simpleton—and even if he happens to be a hillbilly simpleton in a phantasmagoric parable—will not be surprised to learn that Bibles are flammable. To pretend otherwise is to require double duty of faith, to ask first that it be the thing itself and then that it stand in for whatever grim, world-rattling effect the author wishes to produce.

Train Dreams isn’t lacking in those sorts of effects, but it earns them, with a delicacy of language and a mythic simplicity of storytelling that would slip the grasp of many writers. Like McCarthy’s The Road, Train Dreams is the tragedy of a man cut adrift in a world distorted beyond recognition: “By now it no longer disturbed him to understand that the valley wouldn’t slowly, eventually resume its condition from before the great fire.” Robert Grainier’s world of trains and trees has passed away, and the greatest fire of all turns out to be the bewildering progress of time, the obsolescence of everything one loves. It’s not an easy phenomenon to capture. Just ask Cormac McCarthy.

Posted on September 02, 2011 in B&N Review | Permalink

When 5&10 Comes to Town

There are plenty of good reasons to quit the city for a small town. Some folks prefer the rural tranquility. Others want to raise their kids around character-building natural hazards, like prickers, poison ivy, and the blinding sap of the Giant Hogweed. Gastronome and mixologist Max Watman moved from New York City to Cold Spring, New York—an hour north by MTA, one and a half on the Palisades—in 2005, seeing in it an ideal place to raise a child, chickens, and a whiskey still. By 2011, something was missing: restaurants he hadn’t been to a hundred times.

For Max, familiarity has bred not contempt but a wistfulness for the variety of urban life. Of course, as a food-and-drink writer, who was recently a panelist at the week-long saturnalia that is New Orleans’s Tales of the Cocktail, Max suffers the culinary déjà vu less acutely than some of his neighbors. So Max and Cold Spring native Bekah Tighe, a professional baker, decided to treat their town to a new, suitably protean eatery, the 5&10 Pop-Up.

For the benefit of those who take their meals at the microwave, a pop-up is a temporary restaurant, a fine-dining Brigadoon that appears in some unusual location for a one-night-only engagement. Max and Beckah’s 5&10, named for its five-dollar cocktails and ten-dollar small plates, took over a Cold Spring pub on July 28.

McGuire’s on Main is small, dark, and old-school, with embossed tin ceiling panels and a bar polished to a high sheen by innumerable elbows. A POW-MIA flag hangs above Ms. Pac-Man, and there are a jukebox, a dartboard, and a pool table. BE GOOD OR BE GONE, warns a sign. Another instructs patrons to POG MO THOIN. Doing a pop-up in a place like McGuire’s solves a perennial problem: how to sample sophisticated cocktails and haute cuisine without leaving the sheltering bosom of a place like McGuire’s.

It was packed by quarter after six. Max, his wife Rachael, and a couple of sweat-varnished auxiliary bartenders were shaking up cocktails just fast enough to meet demand.

There were a number of Watman originals on the menu. The Cin and Smoke, made with tequila, lime, agave nectar, and a homemade chipotle-cinnamon bitters, is destined for the canon, with its fine-tuned play of citrus and sweetness, capsaicin and smoke. (Max built it around mezcal, he says—just not for five bucks a glass.) Spiciness reared its head again in the Bourbon Snap, in the form of homemade ginger syrup. The Strawberry Rhubarb Fizz, an ice-cold gulp of lime, homemade strawberry vodka, and rhubarb bitters, was a more delicate affair, a nice breather between rounds of harder stuff.

Then again, most people were buying drinks two or three at a time, so “breather” might not be the right word.

Even the “Core Curriculum,” as the menu put it, was Advanced Placement: a Manhattan with Punt e Mes substituted for drab old Martini & Rossi sweet vermouth; a crisp Martini with gin, Lillet, orange bitters, and a lemon twist; and the “Taconics,” gin and rum tonics with homemade tonic syrup. A high note: Remember the Maine, the Charles H. Baxter classic, with rye, sweet vermouth, American Fruits Sour Cherry, and Herbsaint.

What to eat with tipple this fancy—and potent? It’s got to be urbane without being a portion-controlled bummer. Max and Bekah’s menu improves on bar food in ways both obligatory and unexpected. Crispy wings in South Asian sweet-and-spicy sauce? Nobody will argue with that. Strips of tripe slow-cooked in milk, garlic, and thyme, then fried and served with mignonette? People might argue with that, until they’ve tried it, after which they’ll never want mozzarella sticks or calamari ever again. Bars that serve pickled eggs are an endangered species, but the 5&10 served coffee-and-stout pickled eggs, with pickled sausage, beets, and carrots.

The main-course plates were mostly surf-and-turf: hangar steak with chopped onion and mint; garlic and herb grilled shrimp; and a comely octopus and olive salad. The surprising standout, though, was a plate of gnocchi with local mushrooms and tarragon. Not only was it delicious, but it also raised the question, “Why isn’t this on more late-night menus?” Pure carbs—without the stigma of a Hot Pockets SideShot.

Will the 5&10 be a regular occurrence in the Hudson Valley? Probably. Time will tell. The trick, paradoxically, might be to keep it more of a secret, like the spectral game of nine-pins in “Rip Van Winkle.” Big, sweaty crowds can be fun, but it’s hard to get up the nerve to order over and over again when you’re afraid the waitresses might drop dead of overwork and heat exhaustion. The good news is, the 5&10 proves that pop-up restaurants, far from being just another culinary fad, can help food lovers escape the monotony of small-town dining. As Max puts it, “For the audience—and that’s kind of what it feels like, a performance—it offers up something new and special. That’s the challenge, too. This started as something I thought we could do for our friends. It quickly became something like a dare—we didn’t know if we could make it work. Can we open a restaurant for one night?”

Clearly. Now, the Hudson Valley wants to know—how about one night a week?

Posted on August 12, 2011 in Huffington Post | Permalink

House of Holes: A Book of Raunch

Where sex is concerned, there is nothing new under the sheets. For all our sex-positive self-congratulation, our forebears make us look tame, and not necessarily in a bad way. The classicist Sarah Ruden, in her 2010 book Paul Among the People, tried to soften the Apostle’s condemnation of homosexuality by explaining that in his time, homosexuality typically took the form of sanctioned rape, and was savage and dehumanizing beyond description. Then she described it. For a paraphrase, I’ll quote Kingsley Amis: “Now that something had happened which really deserved a face, he had none to celebrate it with. As a kind of token, he made his Sex Life in Ancient Rome face.”

So it’s all been done, but that doesn’t stop us from hoping. While reading Nicholson Baker’s House of Holes: A Book of Raunch, I challenged friends to name the smuttiest books they’d come across, the newer the better. Sure, the Greeks and Romans were filthy. Chaucer worked blue; Rochester and Pepys were masters of sleaze; and de Sade was a cesspool in print. The question is, will we moderns ever outdo them—or even add to their legacy? Sometimes it seems that we’re stuck with the likes of Tom Wolfe, whose I Am Charlotte Simmons won the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award in 2004:

Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand—that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns.

Apart from the correspondent who asked if fan fiction “counts,” my friends rounded up the usual suspects: Miller, Lawrence, Mailer, Burroughs, Nabokov, Updike, Roth, and Houellebecq. I would add J. P. Donleavy and the Amis men, Kingsley for the hilarious threesome in The Green Man, Martin in more of a Lifetime Achievement sense. But this is a very small club, and most of its members are dead. Nicholson Baker would seem to be the champion by default.

Baker’s 1994 Fermata, in which a man with the ability to stop time chooses not to use his powers responsibly, is the most imaginative, baroquely descriptive, and (forgive me) balls-to-the-wall erotica I’ve ever read. Baker also wrote Vox, the phone sex novel famously presented by Monica to Bill, but alongside The Fermata it’s a bad Penthouse Letter doomed to the slush pile. So news of Baker’s latest, a “gleefully provocative, off-the-charts erotic novel . . . unlike anything you’ve read” was galvanic, because he’d have had to top The Fermata to pull off a feat of that magnitude.

He hasn’t. This can’t be called a failure, though. Apart from the sex and the fantasy, House of Holes never meant to have anything in common with The Fermata. The latter is a novel, one whose full-blooded narrator, Arno Strine, struggles with complex emotions and desires as he abuses his power over time. House of Holes is no novel. It announces its impure intentions right on the cover: This is raunch. The characters are cartoons, their exchanges—at once deadpan and overwrought—a spoof of porno movie dialogue and a foil for the dizzying absurdity of Baker’s sexual scenarios. 

Structurally, the book is simple: A succession of men and women find their way, through various bizarre apertures—e.g., a laundromat dryer—to an anything-goes sexual Wonderland called the House of Holes. Like The Fermata, this smacks of science fiction. In the opening scene, a woman named Shandee is visiting a quarry with her Geology 101 class. There she finds a hand attached to a forearm, which signs its way into her handbag. She gives the arm, which is anything but dead, a notepad. The hand writes, “Please . . . feed me some mashed-up fish food in an electrolyte solution.” The arm “had a solar panel for energy.” We learn that it once belonged to a certain “Dave”:

He went to a place called the House of Holes. There Dave had requested a larger thicker penis. Apparently you can do that. But at a price. The director, this woman named Lila, said to him, “Would you be willing to give your right arm for a larger penis?”

That deserves a cymbal crash and a round of applause. Baker has taken a lame joke and pushed it to its delirious conclusion, and he does this again and again in House of Holes. Is this a sly comment on the way pornography often seeks to disarm moral qualms with cheesy humor? Or is Baker just showing off that he’s better at it?

Shandee and Dave’s Arm enjoy some safe, consensual, completely disturbing adult fun, before the Arm whisks her away to the House of Holes. Again, this could be a very deliberate illustration of the way sex between two adults can still be fundamentally masturbatory—or it could simply be the sort of full-tilt weirdness Baker enjoys. It could, of course, be both.

Like most pornography (or so I’ve heard) House of Holes is episodic, each episode being more or less self-contained. Some of these are elaborate sexual fantasies—like the chapter in which a woman is invited to “an intimate concert of Russian piano music,” only to find herself the instrument in a piano four-hands performance by Borodin and Rimsky-Korsakov. Others describe the tasks—like penis washing, and temporary head removal—that make up the less glamorous day-to-day of the House of Holes. I could go on, but this is a reading experience that benefits from the element of surprise. 

Why did Baker write this? In small doses, it can be entertaining, but, again, it’s no novel. On top of that, it’s too distractingly ludicrous to titillate, so it doesn’t work well as pornography, either—though I guess I shouldn’t speculate about Baker’s tastes. Perhaps it’s an extended joke, surrealistic filth for its own sake, a transgressing of boundaries not of taste or propriety—which, as the publication of House of Holes shows, no longer exist in any meaningful sense—but of creativity. 

Our disappointingly short list of literary pervs suggests that the elimination of legal barriers didn’t lead to a renaissance of highbrow porn. Something else is holding writers back, and it may be the knowledge that just because the moral stigma has vanished, doesn’t mean the aesthetic one is any more easily overcome. Since explicit sex belongs to romance novels and terrible “erotica,” the bar is set pretty high. Most attempts to write sex in a dignified way get nominated for the Bad Sex in Fiction award.

Baker’s answer is to do away with the dignity, the grasping after high seriousness. House of Holes is a burlesque not of pornography but of the sexual imagination itself, and he seems to understand that it’s more often ridiculous than sublime—though it’s sometimes both at once. Sex and sexual fantasy are uniquely resistant to being put into words. The tension between what sex is like and how it sounds on paper, between the desire to evoke it and the near impossibility of doing so, leads straight to absurdity. Baker’s tack is to embrace absurdity, to find something humbling and humanizing in living at the mercy of an irrational impulse. As the great Sam Cooke once sang, “Don’t fight it, feel it.”

Posted on August 11, 2011 in B&N Review | Permalink

At Grandpa Twain’s knee

Last year, the centenary of Mark Twain’s death, the University of California at Berkeley published the first volume of Twain’s Autobiography. In 1899, he justified the hundred-year embargo thus: “A book that is not to be published for a century gives the writer a freedom which he could secure in no other way.” This did not, to the disappointment of our degraded age, mean the freedom to be salacious. It meant the freedom to talk without reservation or self-editing—Twain dictated these memoirs to a stenographer—and it did lead him into folly now and again. Take this bit of patent foolishness:

In the matter of slavish imitation, man is the monkey’s superior all the time. The average man is destitute of independence of opinion. He is not interested in contriving an opinion of his own, by study and reflection, but is only anxious to find out what his neighbor’s opinion is and slavishly adopt it. A generation ago, I found out that the latest review of a book was pretty sure to be just a reflection of the earliest review of it. . . . I believe that the trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades, and that it has no real value—certainly no large value.

This is ludicrous. As any fool knows, the thing to do is not to copy the earliest review of a book but to combine each successive review, stealing and chopping up other people’s opinions until your product is exhaustive, broad-minded, and flattering to your fellow critics, who will try to ruin you if contradicted in print. If this is to work, you need to be at least third or fourth in line; the longer you wait, the better. It is for this reason, and certainly not because of laziness or some other personal defect, that I’ve allowed one hundred and one years to lapse since Twain’s death before remarking on his life. The reader will surely find my stew of opinions the meatiest and most tender.

Twain struggled for over thirty years, between 1870 and 1905, with the urge to write an autobiography. He made a number of attempts, sometimes writing and sometimes dictating, but it wasn’t until the beginning of 1906 that he found a suitable stenographer and embarked on a program of daily dictation. His method of composition is perilously close to rambling or even nattering on: “I hit upon the right way to do an Autobiography: start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.”

One is occasionally tempted to accuse him of flouting that last rule. In any case, this plan is far from the right way to “do an Autobiography,” though the question remains as to whether it was the right way for Twain to do one. I could not address this question to any profit were it not for the courage of Garrison Keillor in his New York Times review. Keillor tells us not that the Emperor has no clothes, but that he is, in his Autobiography, swaddled in the white suit of self-promotion. It is so bright, so compulsively and delightedly egotistical, that it blinds Twain to his own failure to entertain.

Twain’s famous suit is discussed in detail in Michael Shelden’s rollicking biography, Mark Twain: The Man in White: The Grand Adventure of His Final Years, also released in 2010 but permitted to cure on my bookshelf until just now. Twain debuted the suit in December 1906, at a hearing on copyright law at the Library of Congress. “Mark Twain Bids Winter Defiance,” trumpeted the New York Herald. Twain’s friend William Dean Howells was scandalized. “Appearing in such clothing at a formal gathering,” Shelden writes, “was a shocking breach of etiquette.” Twain himself joked about his love of attention, but there may have been a more private reason for his new apparel:

“I can’t bear to put on black clothes again,” he told [his biographer Albert Bigelow] Paine. “If we are going to be gay in spirit, why be clad in funeral garments? . . . When I put on black it reminds me of my funerals. I could be satisfied with white all the year round.”

Was Twain’s craving for attention merely a plausible excuse for cheering himself up? Or were “his” funerals—those of his infant (and only) son Langdon in 1872, of his daughter Susy in 1896, and of his wife Olivia “Livy” Langdon in 1904—a convenient justification for dressing like a lunatic?

Keillor is a realist about it: “Samuel L. Clemens was a cheerful promoter of himself, and . . . the old man liked to dress up as Mark Twain in a fresh white suit and take a Sunday morning stroll up Fifth Avenue.” The Autobiography, which also appears at first glance to be the work of an old man shoring himself up against age and unhappiness, is, Keillor says, a “fraud on the order of the Duke and the Dauphin in their Shakespearean romp, and bravo to Samuel Clemens, still able to catch the public’s attention a century after he expired.” To the contrary, bravo to Keillor. “Here is a powerful argument for writers’ burning their papers,” he quips. The inferior humorist stands revealed.

For although Mark Twain retails hundreds of pages of comedy, history, tragedy, and reflection—much of it, incredibly, right off the top of his head—who can spare a kind word for a writer who indulges in “excruciating passages of hero worship of General Grant . . . and accounts of [his] proximity to the general and [his] business dealings as the publisher of his memoirs”? After all, of all the genuinely fascinating things Mark Twain did in his life, why should we care that he also published the memoirs of this nobody Grant, who is notable only for an oft-repeated question about the occupant of his tomb?

Keillor is, however, dead on about Twain’s “eighteen pages of mind-numbing inventory of the Countess Massiglia’s Villa di Quarto, which he leased in Florence.” The repetitious descriptions of walls painted an “odious stomach-turning yellow” are like Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s Gothic tale “The Yellow Wallpaper” in miniature. In fact, they are by far the worst eighteen pages of this Gutenberg Bible-sized book. Keillor points out that Livy Clemens is dying at this point—she passed away in Florence—while her husband “compiles an inventory of furniture.” This is perhaps the only time Keillor puts a foot wrong. Surely Twain is committing the villa to memory in such detail because of, not in spite of, its awful significance. The excesses of this dull section humanize him.

Jerome Loving, addressing the “myth of Mark Twain’s geriatric despair” in his excellent 2010 biography, Mark Twain: The Adventures of Samuel L. Clemens, makes a necessary point: “Few lives end happily; most flicker down to nothing.” That Twain in his dotage became gloomier, more pessimistic about mankind and man’s role in the grand scheme of things, is amply documented. Kurt Vonnegut, who named his son “Mark” after his idol, wrote in his own Last Words, A Man Without a Country (2005), “Like my distinct betters Einstein and Twain, I now give up on people too.” But as Loving writes of (or writes off) the effect of Twain’s late-life tragedies: “What tends to be overlooked is that his work and his personality always had deep-seated elements of pessimism. Indeed, these elements exist in all serious thinkers.”

Well put! There is something both unserious and punitive in the insistence that Twain, having been buffeted by tragedy, let darkness settle on his outlook. “Twain is popularly regarded as the finest stand-up comedian ever,” writes Laura Skandera Trombley, the author of Mark Twain’s Other Woman (2010), in the Los Angeles Times. It is no surprise that in today’s literary climate, so hostile to humor, the tears of a clown are frequently of much greater interest than the peals of laughter he spent his life generating.

Were Garrison Keillor, humorist, not a diamond of the first water—which I wouldn’t dream of testing by dropping him in a lake to see if he disappears—I’d wonder if he nurtured this predilection for sorrow. Although he must have laughed his eyebrows off at much of the book, he reserved most of his praise for Twain’s desolating remembrance of twenty-four-year-old Susy’s death. My suspicion, however, is baseless. The passage really does show us the love and grief of Clemens, with “Twain” nowhere to be found:

It was only one word that she said when she spoke that last time, and it told of her longing. She groped with her hands and found Katy [Leary], and caressed her face and said “mamma.”

How gracious it was that in that forlorn hour of wreck and ruin, with the night of death closing around her, she should have been granted that beautiful illusion—that the latest vision which rested upon the clouded mirror of her mind should have been the vision of her mother, and the latest emotion she should know in life the joy and peace of that dear imagined presence.

Only a man who can write like this can hope to be as funny as Twain. This is what our contemporaries so often fail to see about “irreverence.” It is a skill at pruning back or weeding out what is false, and it must be developed through the cultivation of what is true. Without reverence, there can be no irreverence. The cynical may ask what difficulty there is in loving or grieving over a daughter, to which one need only point to the Devil’s roll call of neglectful or absent or cruel fathers in the history of literature. If Twain’s life lacks the sexual scandal of other, more pointedly confessional efforts, perhaps the fault lies not in his fanatical devotion to his reputation, but in his goodness.

Laura Skandera Trombley’s review of the Autobiography—never mind that it’s so much more enthusiastic than Keillor’s—gets its subject just right. She is a renowned Twain scholar and a Twain lover. (I cannot but doubt that the two are always synonymous.) She regards the book as a “paean to Twain’s enormous energy level, his incessant need to express himself, and . . . his unwavering narcissism.”

This approaches an ideal way to think about Twain’s account of himself, but I must confess a twinge of confusion. Last I checked, “narcissism” refers to an exaggerated or unearned sense of achievement. Yet here we have Twain the greatest comedian of all time; Twain who created a “distinct American sense of self”; Twain who, Trombley tells us, beat the average American male life expectancy by twenty-seven years; Twain who “managed to cross the Atlantic 29 times, completed an around-the-world lecture tour at age fifty-nine, [wrote] more than 50,000 letters, scores of short stories, some 3,000 newspaper and magazine articles and more than thirty books.” To paraphrase the clergyman’s son in one of Twain’s anecdotes, “Please, won’t you, for Christ’s sake, let the man strut?”

Having given us a catalogue of her subject’s professional accomplishments, Trombley barely scratches the surface of his life’s work, which was to live life and to give its great variety his undivided attention. This variety raises a question of grave importance for the future of American letters: If our writers no longer lead lives like Twain’s, how can we expect them to produce work like his? His self-styled acolyte, Kurt Vonnegut, endured the shattering tragedy of his mother’s suicide on Mother’s Day 1944, as well as the firebombing of Dresden a year later, but after that it was grad school, General Electric, and a Cape Cod Saab dealership. Today’s writers often have far less to draw on.

Let’s look at the adventures of Sam Clemens. He was born in 1835 on the Salt River, in Florida, Missouri. At four he moved to Hannibal, Missouri, on the Mississippi. In 1849, just two years after his father’s death—he would have been entering high school, had such a thing existed—he worked at the Hannibal Courier. (There exists no record of his having written a poignant college essay about his father’s death. Such things, thank God, did not yet exist.)

Shortly thereafter he traveled to St. Louis, New York, Philadelphia, and Washington, D.C. At twenty he lived in Keokuk, Iowa, later St. Louis, and later Cincinnati. By twenty-three he was working as a steamboat pilot, though his skill at same is disputed. In 1861, Sam lit out for the Nevada Territory with his brother Orion, where he tried prospecting. In 1862, he was working for the territory’s Virginia City Enterprise, and his writing career was off to the races. This period is beautifully described in Roughing It. An aborted duel that obliged him to hightail it from Nevada to San Francisco is hilariously described in the Autobiography. Here Sam and his second are practicing:

Now just at this moment, a little bird, no bigger than a sparrow, flew along by and lit on a sage-bush about thirty yards away. Steve whipped out his revolver and shot its head off. Oh, he was a marksman—much better than I was. We ran down there to pick up the bird, and just then, sure enough, Mr. Laird and his people came over the ridge, and they joined us. And when Laird’s second saw that bird, with its head shot off, he lost color, he faded, and you could see that he was interested. He said, “Who did that?”

Before I could answer, Steve spoke up and said quite calmly, and in a matter-of-fact way,

“Clemens did it.”

. . . The second took Mr. Laird home, a little tottery on his legs, and Laird sent back a note in his own hand declining to fight a duel with me on any terms whatsoever.

Well, my life was saved—saved by that accident. I don’t know what the bird thought about that interposition of Providence, but I felt very, very comfortable over it.

So there’s the special providence in the fall of a sparrow. Mark Twain for some bloody feathers—hardly a bad trade.

Since dueling had been outlawed in Nevada, he was advised to “leave the territory by the next stage-coach.” He’d only been using his immortal nom de plume for a year. He was not yet thirty. Today it would be nearly impossible to accumulate a similar range of experience. The trouble begins early in life: Childhood no longer looks anything like it did to its chief rhapsodist. Caves and rafts are increasingly scarce. This condition has been adequately bemoaned and is in no danger of being reversed, so I’ll spare the reader the usual jokes about elbow pads and so-called “helicopter parents,” but it is nice to be reminded how wonderfully lackadaisical a nineteenth-century upbringing could be: “When our family moved by wagon from the hamlet of Florida, Missouri, thirty miles to Hannibal, on the Mississippi, they did not count the children, and I was left behind. I was two and a half years old.” (He was four, but does it matter?)

The best review of the Autobiography I have come across, which space does not permit me to plagiarize in full, is the biographer Edmund Morris’s in The Wall Street Journal. Although Morris notes that the book prefers not to “cohere into a satisfactory whole,” he pronounces Twain “that rare motormouth whose every word beguiles.” (Absolutely—except for those exceptions Keillor sniffed out.) Twain’s hard opinion of himself, which had made him so skeptical that an honest autobiography could be written, is to be pitied: Twain’s “personal derelictions were . . . few, and by no means contemptible. Mark Twain was actually a magnificent person.”

How did Twain get so good, so moral, so wise? Earlier I wondered whether this was the proper way for Twain to “do an Autobiography.” I now assert that it was, because its fragmentation demonstrates, more clearly than any conventional approach could have, the nature of Twain’s development—as a writer, and as a moral man. Twain wrote, “The events of life are mainly small events—they only seem large when we are close to them. By and by they settle down and we see that one doesn’t show above another. They are all about one general low altitude, and inconsequential.” This is not so. The glimmerings of Twain’s moral genius can be found in many of these “low altitude” moments:

We had a little slave boy whom we had hired from some one, there in Hannibal. . . . He was a cheery spirit, innocent and gentle, and the noisiest creature that ever was, perhaps. All day long he was singing, whistling, yelling, whooping, laughing—it was maddening, unendurable. At last, one day, I lost all my temper, and went raging to my mother, and said Sandy had been singing for an hour without a single break, and I couldn’t stand it, and wouldn’t she please shut him up. The tears came into her eyes, and her lip trembled, and she said something like this—

“Poor thing, when he sings, it shows that he is not remembering, and that comforts me; but when he is still, I am afraid he is thinking, and I cannot bear it. He will never see his mother again; if he can sing, I must not hinder it, but be thankful for it. If you were older, you would understand me; then that friendless child’s noise would make you glad.”

It was a simple speech, and made up of small words, but it went home, and Sandy’s noise was not a trouble to me any more.

For my money, this is every bit as moving as the death of Susy Clemens.

Of course, Twain did not come to hate slavery then and there, by the grace of the canned thunderclap in which today’s memoirs traffic. It was only the first whisper of a moral sentiment. “In my schoolboy days,” he relates, “I had no aversion to slavery. I was not aware that there was anything wrong about it. No one arraigned it in my hearing; the local papers said nothing against it; the local pulpit taught us that God approved it, that it was a holy thing.” Twain had to learn about slavery on his own, through observation and empathy, recollection and deep thinking—a conspiracy of small events.

Would Twain have become such an exacting critic of religious attitudes had he not cut his teeth on the “scriptural” sophistry deployed in defense of the peculiar institution? Twain on the amateur theology of John D. Rockefeller, Jr., is a trivial but amusing example: “The inference was plain. Young John’s father’s millions and his own were a mere incident in their lives and not in any way an obstruction to their salvation. Therefore Christ’s admonition [‘Sell all thou hast’] could have no application to them.” Twain on the March 1906 Moro Massacre in the Philippines—about which Morris, the author of three volumes of biography of Teddy Roosevelt, states that “clean-cut American boys . . . behaved just as barbarously as they would later do at My Lai and Abu Ghraib”—imbues sarcasm with the fury of a jeremiad.

How could he not? In the antebellum South, he had seen children like Sandy taken from their mothers. He’d seen slaves whipped, “cuffed,” raped, and lynched, and he knew the abuse of the defenseless as something more than an abstraction. His guilt and shame, and the timeless art he fashioned from them, in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and elsewhere, were not a pose. He learned the hard way.

Twain’s Autobiography contains too much life to hint at in even one hundred reviews. It must be gotten at the source, savored, and digested. There is one great lesson I hope will stick in the reader’s craw. This year, the publisher NewSouth announced that it would release an edition of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in which the novel’s 219 uses of “nigger” are replaced with “slave.” This proposed act of sickening literary and historical vandalism was widely and justly condemned. But it is easy to condemn, even in a culture that insists on the timid formulation “the n-word” in adult publications. It is harder, for some unaccountable reason, to acknowledge what Twain’s life and Autobiography prove so elegantly: The young are resilient, and possess a measure of native wisdom. They learn from experience, some, it’s true, more than others. We can’t all be Mark Twain. But the child made safe from everything, who experiences nothing beyond the common run of things, hasn’t a chance in h—l of it.

Posted on June 01, 2011 in The New Criterion | Permalink

The information

Is Facebook tearing us apart? Now there’s a loaded question. Say yes, and, on top of sounding like a Luddite or an insufferable contrarian, you’ll have insulted millions of people. Say no, waving away all qualms, and you risk aligning yourself with an equally lazy camp: those who think that because all novelty is initially resisted, all resistance to novelty will seem laughable in time. Roger Scruton, in The Uses of Pessimism, notes that John Ruskin objected to railroads as “an assault on rural tranquility,” a position we moderns are sure to regard as “quaint.” To take from this example that objections to Facebook will one day sound similarly quaint is to put one’s judgment on autopilot—another invention that must have been terrifying before being indispensable and, finally, a matter of indifference.

The British novelist Jonathan Coe’s Terrible Privacy of Maxwell Sim gives Facebook, and some of modern life’s other supposedly alienating technologies and conditions, the scrutiny they deserve. The middle-aged Sim (“like the card you put in a mobile phone,” he explains to a younger woman, and also like the Sims™-style avatar on the jacket of the American edition) has seventy-four Facebook friends but zero real ones, and his wife, perhaps winded by her husband’s social and emotional failure, has left him and taken their daughter.

Prior to a bout of depression, Sim was a customer-service liaison for a department store. He prizes the consistency afforded by chain restaurants and by highways, with their dependable rest stops and reassuringly repetitive signage. We are given to understand that he’s a bore and a loser, but his reflective, articulate narration, downer though it so often is, would be welcome in a flesh-and-blood friend. He also has a bit of a villainous streak, inventing an online persona through which to carry on a relationship with his estranged wife on a message board. Nasty, yes, but hardly boring.

Is the internet, and the ease with which it lets one invade another’s privacy while jealously guarding one’s own, responsible for Sim’s alienation, or is Sim? The truth about Facebook given short shrift by those for whom it portends civilization’s collapse is that its users post pictures of themselves—way too many, it’s true—doing things with other people, in real life. For every user with seventy-four Facebook friends and zero real ones, there are plenty of those with more than enough of both. Those Sims to whom the internet delivers but a shabby simulacrum of connectedness probably aren’t too sociable in real life. Their problems precede technology’s mediation and amplification.

Whether or not he means to—one likes to think he does—Coe gets this part exactly right. Sim’s problem isn’t his wireless connection, or his taste for fast food, or the almost sexual allure of his GPS’s disembodied, non-judgmental voice. It’s that he prefers these easy comforts to the difficulty of doing battle with his shortcomings in the arena of the live-and-in-person. He recalls the period when his wife, Caroline, began to immerse herself in virtual reality:

After a while I seem to remember asking her something sarcastic like how many hours a day could you spend having online conversations about MMR injections and breast pumps, and she told me that actually she was contributing to threads about books and politics and music and economics and all sorts of things . . . . I can understand why she needed to go online to find all these friends and have these discussions. She certainly wasn’t finding them at home.

Reading this wince-inducing confession, one can’t help wondering if those writers most skeptical of virtual friendship—the philosophers and essayists who rail against “hiding behind the screen” (Scruton) or “the new narcissism” (Christine Rosen)—have much experience with the more traditional alienation of a boring job, an undesirable geographic location, or, as in the case of Sim’s wife, a mercilessly silent marriage. If one’s life and work consist of discussing interesting things with interesting people, it’s easy to forget that many others lack everything from the brains to the will power to the opportunity to find that kind of fulfillment. Maxwell Sim is an encouraging reminder that some of them simply need to try harder.

Coe is an accessible writer, a second-rate Dickens (that’s a compliment) whose ready humor, propulsive prose, and plotting—neither willfully frustrating nor too predictable—compensate for a sometimes forehead-slapping lack of subtlety. He devises an elaborate parallel between Sim, who is sent by an environmentally-friendly toothbrush company on a PR trip to the North of England, and Donald Crowhurst, an amateur sailor who lost his mind and his life while trying to fake a solo circumnavigation of the globe, in a catamaran, during the late 1960s. This adds little to the novel apart from a history lesson and justification for a scene in which a drunk and distraught Sim converses with his GPS just before winding up in the hospital.

The road-trip framework, organized in loose parallel with the Four Quartets beloved of Sim’s poet father, would have achieved Coe’s desired effect on its own, but he adds a number of other heavy-handed contrivances. Much like Walter Berglund in Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom, Sim acquires a manuscript by his wife in which his flaws, his incuriosity and inadequacy, are viciously exposed. Coe does a finer job with this conceit than Franzen did, writing like an amateur (an adverb after every “said”) and not an award-winning novelist. The trouble is, he performs this trick three other times. Sim reads a letter by the uncle of a fellow airline passenger, a college paper by an old flame, and a memoir by his aged, estranged father. These texts, and their serendipitous discoveries, are too contrived. The structure and symmetry are exhausting, and the resolution of the novel’s central mystery—why Sim has a terrible relationship with his father, and thus with people in general—is pat, though at times quite moving in spite of itself.

What do Coe and his Sim tell us about modern life? Only that man in the Facebook era is often lonely, bad at forging and maintaining relationships, tormented by regret, and prone to episodes of cruelty, delusion, and self-destruction, just as he was before Mark Zuckerberg tapped out his first line of code. For his “terrible privacy,” his loneliness, Sim has nobody but himself to blame. For his triumphant reintroduction to the society of man, however, he has countless people, and the enlightening complications they present, to thank. Coe’s lesson seems to be that no technology can make human interaction any easier or any harder than it’s ever been. One is tempted to add, don’t shoot the Instant Messenger.

Maxwell Sim is a social novel, to be sure, but Coe resists the impulse to make information his main character—an impulse James Wood cautioned against in several essays about the “hysterical realism” of novelists like Zadie Smith and David Foster Wallace. The information, the “richly observed” minutiae of our times, shouldn’t be the star; neither should it be booted off the stage. In the right hands, it can be used to great effect. Coe makes it a counterpoint to his hero’s failings, a pile of excuses to be examined and sniffed at. Stewart O’Nan’s Emily, Alone—a sequel to 2002’s Wish You Were Here—uses precise information about modern life to build an obstacle course, so to speak, for his heroine, an old widow named Emily Maxwell. But the story is no more “about” the twenty-first century than it is about ancient Rome. It is about the fresh challenges of old age and, even more than that, preparing to depart this earth.

Eighty-year-old Emily is alone in O’Nan’s native Pittsburgh, and the author’s familiarity with this territory shines whenever Emily leaves the house: “Emily . . . [watched] the stately brick homes lining Highland pass, their columned porticos and many chimneys a testament to the city’s former wealth. They perched high, each with its swath of lawn and loop of drive, separated from the common street by wrought-iron gates and black granite walls worthy of a churchyard.” It’s fitting that this tale unfolds in a city whose relative decline reflects Emily’s own. Needless to say, being an old woman, she just as often stays inside. Remarkably, the result is not a boring book.

This isn’t to pretend it’s an exciting book, either, but it exerts a powerful hold on the imagination: O’Nan makes it impossible not to imagine being Emily, which is, for lack of a delicate way to put it, frightening—and humbling. “If Dr. Sayid expected her to be devastated by the idea [of dying],” he writes, “that only showed how young he was. There was no point in going into hysterics.” It’s one thing to imagine being old, another to imagine a point at which the prospect of death is no more alien, abstract, or upsetting than the delivery of one’s morning Post-Gazette.

Unless, of course, the reader is herself old. The inclination to assume the average reader of this book will be young or middle-aged, someone voyeuristically observing the grim trials of later life, redounds to O’Nan’s credit. The book functions as a gentler, less explicitly allegorical Somonyng of Everyman, a reminder that the things of this world are fleeting and that our last days will give us ample time for recollection and regret. Every mundane task summons a memory, and even the pleasurable ones have their sting. Here is Emily, packing away the liquor cabinet in anticipation of her alcoholic daughter’s arrival. She finds her husband Henry’s flask:

She lifted it out and angled it toward the light to admire the filigree. Slim as a cigarette case, it fit perfectly in the back pocket of his favorite corduroys. He carried it on their fall walks in the park, and while he tinkered in the garage at Chautauqua. Winter nights in Panther Hollow, as they sat by the bonfire of broken-down pallets and watched the children skating where they’d once courted, he handed it to her first and then pretended to disinfect the mouth with his sleeve.

Emily, Alone has plenty of the sort of information that delighted fans of Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom. (Sam Tanenhaus, who wrote that Franzen “seems to gather up every fresh datum of our shared millennial life,” will thrill to O’Nan’s observation that house guests always leave behind their cell phone chargers.) And, again, much of it is put to good use. The careful descriptions of ostensibly tedious routines, or the tone of Emily’s one-sided dialogues with her dog, or the feeling of driving too slowly in traffic, or the tightrope-walk of etiquette involved in asking a neighbor for help—O’Nan’s prose brings all of this to disturbing life.

But Emily’s memories are the real information, the stuff that moves the reader most. In this there is another warning to the happy, oblivious young, one having nothing at all to do with hourglasses and hooded skeletons: Your parents remember everything—every slight, every forgotten phone call or thank-you note, every visit backed out of at the last minute. Conversations between Emily and her children, and the icy insight with which she reflects upon them, place O’Nan among the finest dialogue writers and psychological portraitists. And they put the rest of us on notice: Call your mom. Otherwise, you’ll have worse things to fear than the Reaper.

Sometimes, after a potent dose of information about modern life, one craves escapism. Karen Russell’s Swamplandia!—oh yes, the title has an exclamation point, which will henceforward be omitted as a courtesy to the reader—promises plenty of that, and its “critics” vouch for exuberance, invention linguistic and otherwise, nothing short of the greatest show on earth. The titular Swamplandia is a dilapidated alligator-themed park in Florida’s Ten Thousand Islands, the existence of which is threatened by the death from cancer of its alligator-wrestling headliner, Hilola Bigtree, and by competition from the World of Darkness, a hell-themed park on the mainland.

If you’re the sort of Grumpy Grundleshanks who doubts that an insular family of Ohio-born, ersatz-Indian swamp rats, who hang a shingle reading ANY BODY COULD GET HURT above their alligator pit, would name their park “Swamplandia”—with or without the exclamation point—this isn’t your book. All fantastic tales require suspension of disbelief, but truly successful ones offer in return a scrupulous internal logic. Russell’s title may seem like a minor failure to follow that rule, but it isn’t every book whose first word fires this kind of a warning shot.

Most of Swamplandia is narrated by Ava Bigtree, who is twelve years old during the book’s action but speaking from the vantage of adulthood. She is the youngest of Hilola’s children, who also include flighty sister Osceola or “Ossie” and ambitious, autodidactic brother Kiwi. (Ava and Ossie, who communes with spirits, first appeared in a short story, “Ava Wrestles the Alligator,” included in Russell’s 2006 collection St. Lucy’s School for Girls Raised by Wolves.) Ossie elopes with the ghost of a Depression-era dredgeman named Louis Thanksgiving. In the face of Swamplandia’s financial woes, Kiwi makes for the mainland and takes a low-paying job at World of Darkness. He’s also initiated into the debased, anti-intellectual, titty-twisting, mother-dissing world of the mainland teenager.

This fish-out-of-water scenario is more entertaining than the magical realism of Ava’s sections, but it isn’t as comic as it thinks it is, and the contrast contributes to Swamplandia’s general incoherence. To revisit the question of internal logic, of consistency, why is the reader expected to believe that the mainlanders—portrayed, like every other non-Bigtree, as insensitive, Big Gulp-swilling toads—would flock to a theme park replete with references to Leviathan and the Four Horsemen, or Acheron, Lethe, and Styx? Where the drinking fountains spew salt water? Can death or money possibly matter, to the characters or to the reader, in a fictive universe where showy jokes like these keep snapping the reader out of his reverie?

Such a complaint would be gratuitous were Swamplandia what it clearly wants to be, and ought to have been—an imaginative and colorfully written Young Adult novel. Ava, who goes off with a mysterious Bird Man to rescue Ossie from the “underworld,” belongs to the sisterhood of Pippi Longstocking and Matilda; sitting in a boat with an older fugitive doesn’t make her Huck Finn. Whatever sort of book Russell insisted on writing, there should at least have been an editor to tell her, “You can have the World of Darkness or the realistically depressing Indian casino, but not both. You can have Ossie’s spectral bridegroom or Ava’s sexually violent predator, but for God’s sake not both.” Yes, the Bird Man is a rapist, but don’t feel cheated by the spoiler. If you refuse to see it coming, it’s only because you can’t fathom how a writer of Russell’s relative talent could be so tone deaf.

There is only one thing the rape of a twelve-year-old girl could signify in a book like this, and that’s the abrupt, pitiless destruction of a child’s self-propelled fantasy world. But here it isn’t allowed to mean that, because the fantasy is left largely intact. The reader wonders briefly if the Bird Man and “Louis Thanksgiving” are the same person, if both girls have been manipulated and victimized. But Russell took this interpretation off the table when she put a long, persuasively detailed “Louis Thanksgiving” origin story (think Billy Budd on an Everglades dredge barge) in Ossie Bigtree’s mouth.

“The Dredgeman’s Revelation,” which ran in the July 26, 2010, issue of The New Yorker, is unlike anything else in Swamplandia, tone- or content-wise, and its purpose seems to be—you guessed it—the ostentatious display of information. In a New Yorker Q&A, Russell explained, “I was . . . doing some pretty heavy research into Florida history and the Army Corps Dredge and Fill campaign, and this little story within the story opened up.” It is fabulously detailed and fascinating stuff, sure, but in the context of Swamplandia it can only have come from a real ghost. This makes Ava’s rape difficult to see as anything but an ill-considered attempt to turn zany YA gothic into the literary equivalent of Oscar bait. Russell doesn’t appear to be half that mercenary, though, so the whys and wherefores are an open question.

Swamplandia comes to us blurbed by terrific writers (Carl Hiaasen, Joseph O’Neill) and recommended by valuable critics, but the claims for its prose are inflated, too. “There is a documented correlation between unconventional speech and genius,” Kiwi says at one point, and Russell seems to have taken this to heart. She turns out many passages of great descriptive beauty, but seems to benefit from a see-what-sticks approach. Figurative language proliferates in Swamplandia like the invasive Melaleuca so despised by Ava Bigtree. It’s compulsive, an irritating distraction, and results in a book far, far longer than it needs or deserves to be. Much of it is careless to the point of being nonsense: “the pins of my knees became twin suns”; “I . . . felt a little yellow slurry of excitement”; “his big knuckles popping from the pressure of his grip like ten white valentines.” This isn’t genius—it’s Tourette’s.

One could go on all day. If only the other reviewers would come back down to earth, one wouldn’t feel the need.

The King of Information, the man who packed more of it into more pages than any writer of his generation, is David Foster Wallace, and his posthumously published unfinished project, The Pale King, tells us a great deal about why. For many readers, including this one, Wallace’s Infinite Jest was at once astonishing and disappointing. Those who got to the end of it will wonder how anyone can say with confidence that The Pale King is unfinished—well, that’s going too far, but they’ll certainly reject the suggestion, offered by Slate’s Tom Scocca, that it’s unfair to guess what a finished Pale King would have looked like. It would have looked like The Pale King, but there’d have been a lot more of it.

What exists of The Pale King puts Wallace’s work and his singular consciousness in a new, saddening context. It’s a reminder that what came to seem like his worst qualities only looked that way because they were so widely and badly imitated. Wallace wrote like he did—helpless before his own digressions, footnotes, manic investigations of peripheral questions and subject matter, circuitous self-corrections—because his mind worked that way. His acolytes tried to reproduce the effect, like Borges’s Pierre Menard “writing” Don Quixote, and the results were often so exasperating that it was difficult not to fault Wallace for setting the wheels in motion.

The lapsed fan of “DFW” may feel like hell after reading The Pale King. It would be reductive to say the man was “crazy.” That he was deeply and suicidally depressed is no longer in dispute. What his final act as a writer makes clear is that he was curious, in a disciplined and productive way, about the value of observation and concentration as tools to transcend boredom, fight despair, and find meaning in life. His inescapable interest in everything seems to have made this filtering excruciatingly difficult for him. In his famous Kenyon commencement address, he seems at times to be describing empathy—related to but not the same as attention—with the wonder and terror of someone who has to concentrate just to keep his own heart beating. Really. Dial up his supermarket analogy: Wallace takes nearly two thousand words to say, in effect, “Put yourself in the other guy’s shoes.”

His attention to detail, in other words, was a curse he devoted his whole life to turning into a blessing. To take the IRS, the tax code and its servants, as the subject of The Pale King was an almost masochistic act for someone of his sensibilities. It would be funny to say that reading The Pale King is as dull as doing one’s taxes, but of course that isn’t true at all. Wallace assembles a cast of characters—none of them realistic, many of them more like boredom-powered superheroes than real people—shackled by variations on his obsessive, compulsive focus. One character requires every iota of his concentration to keep from sweating profusely; another, a sort of autistic master yogi, hopes to kiss every inch of his body; still another can’t keep from psychically receiving random, pointless facts about the people he encounters. There’s even a self-sacrificing evangelical Christian who stares into the jaws of boredom to provide for an unexpected child.

Is this self-indulgent? It would be perverse in the extreme to say so. These are not the pomo, look-at-me punchlines they might be in a different book. They are case studies Wallace invented to investigate aspects of his mind, and, in turn, all minds. The characters in The Pale King aren’t human beings, exactly, with one exception. David Foster Wallace is himself a first-person narrator in the book. In an onion-layered intro, he calls his contributions a “memoir”—the authorial insertion being the oldest trick in the book, used by novelists from Miguel Cervantes (Don Quixote) to Martin Amis (Money) to Jonathan Coe (The Terrible Privacy of Maxwell Sim—really).

Here, it’s no joke. Wallace was one of the funniest—one of the only funny—writers on the scene, but one senses that passages like this, however comical, were anything but for their author:

The show’s trademark shot of planet earth as seen from space, turning, would appear, and the CBS daytime network announcer’s voice would say, ‘You’re watching As the World Turns,’ which he seemed, on this particular day, to say more and more pointedly each time—‘You’re watching As the World Turns,’ until the tone began to seem almost incredulous—‘You’re watching As the World Turns’—until I was suddenly struck by the bare reality of the statement. I don’t mean any humanities-type ironic metaphor, but the literal thing he was saying, the simple surface level. I don’t know how many times I’d heard this that year while sitting around watching As the World Turns, but I suddenly realized that the announcer was actually saying over and over what I was literally doing. . . . It was as if the CBS announcer were speaking directly to me, shaking my shoulder or leg as though trying to arouse someone from sleep. . . . It was beyond being feckless or a wastoid—it’s like I wasn’t even there. The truth is I was not even aware of the obvious double entendre of ‘You’re watching As the World Turns’ until three days later—the show’s almost terrifying pun about the passive waste of time.

The actual quote is longer, hypnotically long, mantra-like, and yet fully intelligible. But Wallace’s manuscript notes read: “David Wallace disappears 100 pp in. . . . David Wallace disappears—becomes creature of the system.”

Like hell he does. For Wallace’s epitaph, we might borrow these words from Paul Theroux: “When I considered our certain doom, my memory was sharpened. I remembered what I saw and heard, every fugitive detail, and became a man on whom nothing was wasted.”

Posted on May 01, 2011 in The New Criterion | Permalink

The Tragedy of Arthur

Among Shakespeare’s many gifts to posterity are the tortuous, often sublimely ridiculous theories his life and work have inspired. Did he write his own plays, or did Marlowe churn them out in happy retirement after faking his own death? Was it Oxford? Bacon? What about the hypothesis that the Money Pit, a periodically, unsuccessfully excavated sinkhole on Nova Scotia’s Oak Island, contains “secret documents” proving the Baconian theory? Maybe we should get the Army Corps of Engineers on that one.

Arthur Phillips, in his introduction to Shakespeare’s newly-discovered and almost-authenticated play The Tragedy of Arthur, silences that sound and fury for good. No, this is not a work of scholarship, though it suggests a scholar’s familiarity with the canon, the bardolators, the blithering Tom o’ Bedlams. It is, rather, a prismatic metafictional wonder: a fake memoir that blasts fake memoirs, while speaking passionately on family, memory, and identity; a publishing-world satire; a literary mystery; a comedy; a tragedy; and a pretext for Phillips’s virtuoso, full-length imitation of a Shakespearean history play, The Most Excellent and Tragical Historie of Arthur, King of Britain.

“I have never much liked Shakespeare,” Arthur-the-authorial-surrogate confesses on page one. His father, a convicted forger and con man, had foisted bardolatry on Arthur and his beloved twin, Dana (yes, twins—the Shakespearean parallels come hard and fast) from earliest childhood. Arthur traces his beginnings as a novelist to a desire to please his father, often absent because jailed, and his sister, who shared her father’s obsession. But, in an adulthood marred by a ruined marriage and a crisis of identity, Arthur finds it easier to resent his father’s habitual favoritism, manipulation, and dishonesty.

At least, that is, until his father unveils the ostensibly stolen quarto of the lost Arthur play, which seems, mysteriously, to be about Arthur himself.

This is just a taste of Arthur-the-real-life-novelist’s sly comment on the way one can see anything and everything in Shakespeare’s plays, the whole panoply of human glory and folly. It is a tendency that reached full flower in Harold Bloom’s duly examined argument that Shakespeare created humanity and not vice versa.

Sly comments aside, we never quite find out the truth. Arthur-the-play may be the last con of a career criminal, or it may be a late-stage bid to win back the love of a wronged son. Come to that, it might be the real thing. As Arthur tries to convince himself that the play is a forgery, and then that it isn’t, and then to rehearse these Hamlet-like vacillations for his Random House editors, Phillips gleefully delivers more than any book owes us. His is a unique critical and personal perspective on Shakespeare, by turns hilarious, heretical, and affecting, but it’s his heartbreaking story of familial betrayal that ensures this book is no mere bag of academic tricks.

The tricks, of course, are welcome too. The reader is tutored in stylometry, materials authentication, and even Elizabethan typography, and can’t be bothered to care whether any of the information is accurate. Finally, Phillips’s humor, a significant part of what he calls the “fingerprint” of true authorship, is all his own. Here’s but one example, Arthur’s dad explaining why he waited so long to reveal his great discovery: “‘I was like those Japanese businessmen or gangsters who buy stolen art masterpieces and keep them in their basement to look at all alone, naked.’ (A comparison that vaults right to the forefront of any normal mind.)”

Nothing in The Tragedy of Arthur belongs to any normal mind, which is why it shames the Shakespeare controversialists and their tedious, tendentious theories—“[s]uch shadows are the weak brain’s forgeries,” to borrow from The Rape of Lucrece. Phillips’s talent and creativity don’t quite vault him into the empyrean with Will, but as far as we groundlings are concerned, they’re close enough.

Posted on April 21, 2011 in B&N Review | Permalink

True Grit

“The Mayas,” wrote Charles Portis in his 1991 novel Gringos, “had a ceremonial year of 260 days called a tzolkin, and then they had one of 360 days called a tun, and finally there was the haab of 365 days . . . [It] was simply a tun, plus five nameless days of dread and suspended activity . . . corresponding somewhat to our dead week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.”

Should you need an undertaking to liven up that dead week, read Portis’s five novels, one of which has just been resurrected for the screen by Joel and Ethan Coen. True Grit, released on December 22 by Paramount Pictures, is the second adaptation of Portis’s 1968 novel; the 1969 version earned John Wayne his only Academy Award (Best Actor) in the role of sozzled, one-eyed U.S. Marshal Reuben J. “Rooster” Cogburn.

True Grit is Portis’s best-known work, which may account for its being least loved by his proprietary, slightly unhinged fans. He has counted such greats as Walker Percy, Roald Dahl, and Larry McMurtry among his partisans, but for sheer grab-you-by-the-collar evangelism, the journalist Ron Rosenbaum beats all comers. In 1998, Rosenbaum wrote a panegyric on Portis for Esquire, which convinced the Overlook Press to republish his stack of neglected classics. For that we are in Rosenbaum’s debt.

But Rosenbaum’s tack involved an apology of sorts for True Grit. It wasn’t that he thought “there’s anything wrong with it in itself.” He only worried that its popularity, or perhaps its association with the Duke, would “throw [readers] off the scent of Portis’s greatness.”

Yes, True Grit would seem to be the squarest of Portis’s books, a western novel with an accessibly linear plot. It is, in superficial ways, his least Portis-like. Its characters are fewer and less grotesque, its comedy far less antic, and its story the least shaggy-dog. How can it hope to compete with two deranged, hilarious road novels (1966’s Norwood and 1979’s The Dog of the South), an ingenious parody of secret societies (1985’s The Masters of Atlantis), and a hard-boiled novel about Yucatán archaeology, ufologists, and a bendo expatriate community (Gringos)?

The answer, which I hope will meet with Rosenbaum’s approval, is that there’s no dead horse into which Portis’s talent couldn’t beat new life.

Portis is himself something of an oddity. He is a recluse, and not in an attention-grabbing way; unlike Thomas Pynchon, he has never played himself in disguise on “The Simpsons.” He is a proud Arkansan. (Archibald Yell, the state’s second governor and a hero of the Mexican War, is alluded to in The Dog of the South; Yell County is the home of fourteen-year-old Mattie Ross, the stubborn, Bible-quoting heroine of True Grit.) He is also an ex-Marine and Korean War vet, and a former newspaperman. According to John Brummett of the Arkansas News, who claims to “have had the privilege of inhabiting a bar stool next to his a time or two,” Portis’s approach to literature is simple: “[Y]ou gotta have a story.”

True Grit has a story so simple that it would read like a folktale were it not for the unmistakable voice of Mattie Ross. “People do not give it credence,” relates the spinster Ross, looking back, “that a fourteen year-old girl could leave home and go off in the wintertime to avenge her father’s blood but it did not seem so strange then, although I will say it did not happen every day.”

Mattie’s father had been killed by one of his tenant farmers, a “coward going by the name of Tom Chaney,” for intervening in a fight. Chaney fled to the Indian Territory, now Oklahoma, beyond the interest of the law, and joined the gang of outlaw Lucky Ned Pepper. So Mattie traveled to the scene of the crime, a boarding house in Fort Smith, and set about hiring a man with “true grit”—the aforementioned Rooster Cogburn—as her instrument of terrestrial vengeance. “The wicked flee when none pursueth,” her older self explains, by way of Proverbs.

Much of True Grit’s humor comes from the severity, the biblical humorlessness, of its elderly narrator and her younger self, each an anachronism in her own or any time. There is no man she won’t face down. In keeping with the book’s amusing strain of Arkansan chauvinism, she replies icily to a threat from the Texas Ranger LaBoeuf, her second sidekick-to-be: “Put a hand to me and you will answer for it. You are from Texas and ignorant of our ways but the good people of Arkansas do not go easy on men who abuse women and children.” Mattie’s steely manner sends him “clanking away in all his Texas trappings.”

Those for whom the “western” aspect of True Grit is most important will be awed by Rooster, who is both larger than life and lower than dirt. Unlike those two Hollywood dandies John Wayne and Jeff Bridges, Portis’s Rooster doesn’t wear an eyepatch (“a little crescent of white showed at the bottom” of his dead eye). By the hanging judge Isaac Parker’s records, Rooster kills roughly six men a year as a U.S. Marshal. But he is also an overweight drunk who dwells in the back of a Chinese grocery store with a cat named General Sterling Price. He doesn’t cotton to remarks about his disability:

MR. COGBURN: I had to shoot him in self-defense last April in the Going Snake District of the Cherokee Nation.

MR. GOUDY: How did that come about?

MR. COGBURN: I was trying to serve a warrant on him for selling ardent spirits to the Cherokees. It was not the first one. He come at me with a kingbolt and said, “Rooster, I am going to punch that other eye out.” I defended myself.

It fares no better for the fellow who calls him a “one-eyed fat man.”

It would have been easy to get laughs from the absurdity of a headstrong girl bending a U.S. Marshal and a Texas Ranger to her will. Portis manages something more difficult, which is persuading the reader to accept a world in which this is both absurd and, maybe just this once, believable. When Mattie says of her father that he was “the gentlest, most honorable man who ever lived,” she is also wondering at the fact that she “did not get [her] mean streak from him.” From where, then—and whence her grit? Is courage born or made, felt or performed?

If the Coen Brothers have been faithful in their adaptation, it will be the second movie this season to end with a crevasse and an amputated arm. There are few coincidences in Hollywood, but one wishes it were something in the ether, some impulse to rediscover the frontier pluck of our forebears. Of course, were it an impulse to rediscover Charles Portis, we’d be headed in the right direction. He’s no mere “cult writer.” Like the finest comic writers, his understanding that most things are ridiculous lends a special gravity to the things he knows are not. This time, he won’t be forgotten.

Posted on December 22, 2010 in B&N Review | Permalink

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